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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says “Ugh – that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!”
The woman walks to the back of the bus and sits down.
She says to the man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!”
The man says: “You go up there and tell him off. Go on. I’ll hold your monkey for you.
The woman walks to the back of the bus and sits down.
She says to the man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!”
The man says: “You go up there and tell him off. Go on. I’ll hold your monkey for you.
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Sometimes I amaze myself of my wits
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I decided to make my password "incorrect" because if I mistype it my computer will remind me:
"Your password is incorrect."
Sometimes I amaze myself of my wits
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I decided to make my password "incorrect" because if I mistype it my computer will remind me:
"Your password is incorrect."
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After a series of exams and tests, finally 5 beautiful women were chosen to fight for a position as secretary in a company. The boss was confused about which of the five women, because all of them had good qualifications.
Finally, the boss also met face to face with the 5 prospective secretaries.
Boss: “OK, the 5 of you have successfully passed a series of tough tests and tests. Now is the final test. Unfortunately I will only choose 1 of you to be my secretary in this company, with a salary of 30 million / month. "
The boss sighed for a moment, "it's all beautiful," thought the boss.
"Okay, now, I need 1 logical answer from you. The question: Women have 2 mouths! Namely the upper mouth and lower mouth, what is the difference between the two mouths? " Asked the boss at last.
The five beautiful women thought for a moment, and here are their answers:
Woman-1: "1 vertical, and 1 horizontal, sir .."
"Hem ... very well, you have a good sociological outlook." said the boss with a satisfied smile.
Woman 2: "one is hairy, and one is not, sir .."
"Impressive, you are realistic." said the boss with a nod.
Woman 3: "1 can talk, 1 can not talk Sir"
"Pretty good, you put forward the communicative aspect, which is important for a secretary."
Woman 4: "one has teeth, one is toothless sir"
Boss: hahahaha ... you're a very humorous person ..
The fifth woman was confused, because all the answers that crossed her mind had already been mentioned by the others. Suddenly he had an idea. With a spoiled smile, the 5th woman answered:
“The first one i use it for my self…. the other mouth is used with Boss "(blushing)
The boss gasped in surprise, and immediately stood up. The boss said: “YEEAHH I CHOOSE YOU! "
Finally, the boss also met face to face with the 5 prospective secretaries.
Boss: “OK, the 5 of you have successfully passed a series of tough tests and tests. Now is the final test. Unfortunately I will only choose 1 of you to be my secretary in this company, with a salary of 30 million / month. "
The boss sighed for a moment, "it's all beautiful," thought the boss.
"Okay, now, I need 1 logical answer from you. The question: Women have 2 mouths! Namely the upper mouth and lower mouth, what is the difference between the two mouths? " Asked the boss at last.
The five beautiful women thought for a moment, and here are their answers:
Woman-1: "1 vertical, and 1 horizontal, sir .."
"Hem ... very well, you have a good sociological outlook." said the boss with a satisfied smile.
Woman 2: "one is hairy, and one is not, sir .."
"Impressive, you are realistic." said the boss with a nod.
Woman 3: "1 can talk, 1 can not talk Sir"
"Pretty good, you put forward the communicative aspect, which is important for a secretary."
Woman 4: "one has teeth, one is toothless sir"
Boss: hahahaha ... you're a very humorous person ..
The fifth woman was confused, because all the answers that crossed her mind had already been mentioned by the others. Suddenly he had an idea. With a spoiled smile, the 5th woman answered:
“The first one i use it for my self…. the other mouth is used with Boss "(blushing)
The boss gasped in surprise, and immediately stood up. The boss said: “YEEAHH I CHOOSE YOU! "
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